by Josh Young — Illustrated by Brian Orr
Then they arrived at the section on ornamental fowl. The tequila and Alison’s passion for hats sparked an infatuation for the Golden Polish, with their impressive head plumage blossoming out and covering their eyes, sheep-dog style. She wanted just one, but the required minimum was six, and one or two might not make it, so she ordered eight. Their final chick order was 92.
But never, ever do I drink margaritas while I’m placing orders for chickens.